> A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a
> new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small
> knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and
> could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the
> effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman
> wanted 'The Knob.'
>
> Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob,
> and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young
> looking and vibrant.
>
> After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with
> two problems.
>
>
> 'All these years, everything has been working just
> fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and
> I've always loved the results. But now I've
> developed two annoying problems: First, I have these
> terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid
> of them.'
>
> The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those
> aren't bags, those are your breasts.'
>
> She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in
> asking about the goatee.
Steve - Caloundra, QLD, Australia 