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Italian Tomato Garden :



An old Italian lived alone in New
Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual
tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up
a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be
over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.


Love,
Vinnie


At
4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies.. They apologized to the
old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you,

Vinnie
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sorry i dont get it.oh ok the feds did the digging for him.sorry i had a brain fart.
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:lol: nice
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71highboy wrote:sorry i dont get it.
your joking or u need to read it again and slowly
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That is how we take of things out here in Jersey :evil:
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haha thats like the stacking wood joke.I like it.
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Heard it before but it still makes me laugh. Smart guy looking after his pop like that
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