World's Shortest True and Happy Story
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' Andthe guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing andhunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money inthe bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end of story.
World's Shortest True and Happy Story
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Pipes71
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World's Shortest True and Happy Story
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bumpless but still diggin them....
bumpless but still diggin them....
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kaptnkaos
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that's a good one Pipes Washington...The land where rust is like the family pet...Ya learn to live with it and clean up after its mess... KaptnKAOS
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But alass, he sadly missed the a.. well now!
"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
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I don't want to give em a heart-attack. That is what would happen if I answered the door in the buff. Heck it almost scares me to death when I step out of the shower and look in the mirror.~Mancar1~
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'70 f250 4x4 Crew cab 460/C6 '72 F100 390/C6 9.8 MPG AVG. '89 Mercury Cougar LS Dual Exh. V6 . 18.9 MPG AVG. In Town.
I don't want to give em a heart-attack. That is what would happen if I answered the door in the buff. Heck it almost scares me to death when I step out of the shower and look in the mirror.~Mancar1~
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nice! 