Bob and The Blonde

flyboy71 · Post by **flyboy71** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:18 pm

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm news was just coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man out on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and I knew he'd jump."

The blonde replied, "So did I , but I certainly didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...

ToughOldFord · Post by **ToughOldFord** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:30 pm

SteveC · Post by **SteveC** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:12 am

ouch

though

Joshpow · Post by **Joshpow** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:44 pm

ContryboyFE · Post by **ContryboyFE** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:02 am

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