I met a guy who has a great old '76 F-250 plow truck. Pretty rusty , runs awesome though.
When he was in H.S. he had a '68 F-100 Ranger, the local Chevy truck guy had '75 1/2tn and thought he was all that.
Long story short '68 Ford and a '75 Chevy lined up on a country road.
The girlfriend in the Chevy is SMOKIN' HOT, so the guy in the Ford says,
"You're not going to put her in danger racing are you?"
So the guy in the Chevy tells her, "Get out!. I'm gonna race."
So she gets out, all pissed off at her boyfriend for being ordered around, and drops the flag.
The Chevy takes off in a cloud of tire burning smoke, fishtailing, and roaring down the road.
When the smoke clears, this guy got out of his Ranger and asked her, "Need a ride?"
They have been married for 16 years, and have two kids.
He sold the Bump when the first kid came along.
Thought i would share.
Two-bit
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two-bit
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Best damn pick-up story ever!!!
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RedneckTexan
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Awesome story Man! 
glad to hear thee (Ford) best man got the girl! 
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Re: Best damn pick-up story ever!!!
That's a true genius there. Drives a Ford, gets the girl, and keeps her. That all sound great except the bump leaving! Cool.
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Re: Best damn pick-up story ever!!!
Great story, Since most stories have morals would the moral of the story be..... Smart guys drive bumps? 
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I Think That Is The Moral Of The Story!!!69twotone wrote:Great story, Since most stories have morals would the moral of the story be..... Smart guys drive bumps?
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I agree, but I think thats only half of the moral, the other half is that smokin hot girls should only go out with guy who drive bumps!ford4x4fun wrote:I Think That Is The Moral Of The Story!!!69twotone wrote:Great story, Since most stories have morals would the moral of the story be..... Smart guys drive bumps?
right? 