White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
>
> The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice
pigs, Sir."
>
> The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic
> Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
>
> The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and
says:"Excellent trade, sir.
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