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1971fordcustom
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A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her and says, "Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says,

"Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride."
At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily,
"Look Dad, YOU bought a Honda instead of a Harley so YOU ride it!"
http://s205.photobucket.com/albums/bb31 ... d%20F-100/

1971 F-100 Explorer Special custom
1971 F-350 Flatbed
1966 Ford Galaxie!
1966 Ford F-250 4x4
1960 Ford F-750 FireTruck
1960 Gmc 6000 FireTruck
1962 IH R-185 Firetruck
1959 Ford Custom 300
1940 Ford Truck
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Re: Honda

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lmao... that is good :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nitrous is like a hot girl with std's... you know you want to hit it but your afraid of the consequences
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flatblack wrote:lmao... that is good :lol: :lol: :lol:


I was startin to think no one was gonna mesg me back
http://s205.photobucket.com/albums/bb31 ... d%20F-100/

1971 F-100 Explorer Special custom
1971 F-350 Flatbed
1966 Ford Galaxie!
1966 Ford F-250 4x4
1960 Ford F-750 FireTruck
1960 Gmc 6000 FireTruck
1962 IH R-185 Firetruck
1959 Ford Custom 300
1940 Ford Truck
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Post by killakobra »

i've heard this but instead of a honda, the guy was driving a chevy.
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Im thinking my wife and daughter would tell me that if the Harley left and was replaced by a Honda. John
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