THE NEBRASKA WIFE

[flyboy2610]

THE NEBRASKA WIFE



Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their
new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had
told
her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a

couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house
and
dishes washed and put away.



The second man had married a woman from KENTUCKY . He had given his
wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
The
first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was
better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean the dishes were done, and

there was a huge dinner on the table.



The third man had married a beautiful girl from Nebraska. He told her
that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,

laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the

first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything
but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a
little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load
the
dishwasher.

Don't mess with a Nebraska girl!

[Joshpow]

Ouch! Note to self, No Nebraska women for me!

[ford4x4fun]

Well I don't know what Kentucky girl that guy married but my wife sounds more like the Nebraska Girl, but is from Kentucky!