Subject: Guts or Balls
Guts or Balls, There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between
them? In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further
confusion, the following definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately
result in death.
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Re: guts or balls
That really cleared things up. Thing is, guts or balls, you'll have neither when it's all done!
Josh
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72 F-100 Ranger XLT SWB
71 F-100 Custom SWB
67 F-350 Dually Dump
02 F-250 Stroke
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2972100