Here are a few.

[Twisted_Steel]

Hope these aren't already taken.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Give the bitch a shovel!

What is the definition of a West Virginia virgin?
A girl who can outrun her brothers

What did the West Virginia girl say after sex?
Git up Daddy, yur crushing my Marlboro's

And lastly....

A girl walks into the living room and asked her dad if she can have 20 dollars to go out with her girlfriends for the night. Her daddy replies sure but you have to give me a blowjob. The girl says daddy that is nasty.
The father says...you want $20, you want to go out with your girlfriends, then give me a blowjob.
the girl thought it over, and she really wanted to go out with her girlfriends so she started going down on her dad.
after a few minutes the girl stops, looks up at her dad and says... "Daddy your dick tastes like ****!" the father replies...., I know your brother borrowed the car!