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We have all heard a question that makes you stop and think. Like-why don't we ever see a headline that says "Psychic Wins the Lottery"? Or-if we are evolved from apes and monkeys, why are there still apes and monkeys? What questions do you have?
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Why do they have Braille menus at the McDonald's drive thru?

If peanut oil is made from peanuts, olive oil is made from olives, and corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
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Is it wrong that only one company in the world can make the game Monopoly?
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Why is the first five days after the weekend always the toughest?
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In the English language, if a "he can be to him" why can't a "she be to shim?"
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Why do ladies wear a pair of panties, but only one bra?
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Why do we look both ways before crossing a one way street?
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ximy wrote:Why do we look both ways before crossing a one way street?
In case a Chevy driver is coming from the other direction. :lol:
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Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
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fireguywtc wrote:Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
good question.... :maybe:
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If "con" is the opposite of "pro" is congress the opposite of progress?
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1968-f250 wrote:If "con" is the opposite of "pro" is congress the opposite of progress?
Yeah, pretty much! :lol:
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Why is the word abbreviation so long?
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If the plural of octopus is octopi, is the plural of doofus doofi? :?
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