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How Old Are You?

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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I AM OLDER THAN DIRT!

How many do you remember?

1. Head light dimmer switches on the floorboard.
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water.
3. Real ice boxes.
4. Pant-leg clips for bikes without chain guards.
5. Candy cigarettes.
6. Cigarette "loads".
7. Automobile heaters mounted inside the firewall.
8. Coke machines that dispensed glass bottles.
9. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers.
10. Party lines.
11. Newsreels before the movie. (No, ...how about cartoons before the movie?)
12. P.F. Flyers & Red Ball Jets
13. Butch wax.
14. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Glendale - 4722).
15. Peashooters.
16. Howdy Doody.
17. S&H Green Stamps.
18. Metal ice trays with a lever.
19. Mimeograph paper.
20. Roller-skate keys.
21. Cork popguns.
22. Wash tub ringers.
23. Ignition switches on the dashboard.
24. R.C. Cola bottle with a stopper in the end with holes in it (sitting on Mom's ironing board).
25. Drive-ins.

If you remembered:
0 - 5, you're still young;
6 - 10, you're starting to age;
11 - 15, don't admit your age;
16 - 25, you're OLDER THAN DIRT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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