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Shipwrecked

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As a shipwrecked man sits on the beach, he sees a small boat being rowed by a beautiful woman make land. The woman approaches and asks when the last time the man had a cigar. The man answer, "at least a decade". The woman promply unbuttons her pocket and removes a cigar and lighter and hands is to the man. "How about the last time you had any whiskey", she asks. "A decade or better," he answers. She unbuttons another pocket and produces a small flask. "When was the last time you had some real fun" she asks as she begins to unbutton her blouse. "Oh my goodness, do you have a set of golf club in there?"
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:lol:
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Mr Chad :D , Mr Chad :D
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