5 MOST DANGEROUS THINGS IN THE ARMY (SO TRUE)

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5 MOST DANGEROUS THINGS IN THE ARMY (SO TRUE)

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5 MOST DANGEROUS THINGS IN THE ARMY



1. A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic..."

2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."

3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based upon my experience..."

4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."

5. A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this $#!+..."
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lol lol lol lol lol lol
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its funny cuz its true
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I guess marines and soldiers do have something in common.
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It's about the same in the Navy! Just change 2LT to Ensign. :lol:
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