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Women Drivers
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- ToughOldFord
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Re: Women Drivers
Sadly men have done everylast one.
"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
'70 f250 4x4 Crew cab 460/C6 '72 F100 390/C6 9.8 MPG AVG. '89 Mercury Cougar LS Dual Exh. V6 . 18.9 MPG AVG. In Town.
I don't want to give em a heart-attack. That is what would happen if I answered the door in the buff. Heck it almost scares me to death when I step out of the shower and look in the mirror.~Mancar1~
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'70 f250 4x4 Crew cab 460/C6 '72 F100 390/C6 9.8 MPG AVG. '89 Mercury Cougar LS Dual Exh. V6 . 18.9 MPG AVG. In Town.
I don't want to give em a heart-attack. That is what would happen if I answered the door in the buff. Heck it almost scares me to death when I step out of the shower and look in the mirror.~Mancar1~
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Re: Women Drivers
I'm guilty of doing the last one in the bump.
Ex Ford diesel dealership senior master tech (6 years)
Current bmw level 4 tech.
1972 Ford F100 Stepside - 302, forged TRW flat tops, performer 289 intake, edelbrock 600 cfm carb, CV IFS swap, 4.10 LSD disc 8.8 , AOD 4 speed auto. Currently 5 years in the making.
Current bmw level 4 tech.
1972 Ford F100 Stepside - 302, forged TRW flat tops, performer 289 intake, edelbrock 600 cfm carb, CV IFS swap, 4.10 LSD disc 8.8 , AOD 4 speed auto. Currently 5 years in the making.
- RangerDave
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Re: Women Drivers
My neighbor took out her fence while she was pulling into the driveway last spring. She hit the gas instead of the brake and went about 2/3 of the way into her (and my) back yard. She had to call a wrecker because the car was impaled on a fence post and had leaked out all it's antifreeze . Nothing grew there all last summer.
"There's just something women like about a Pickup Man"
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Re: Women Drivers
A. the best way to watch this is to mute the youtube video and then play the Benny Hill theme song.
B. The last one was the funniest and the red van was a woman and the white one was a man.
B. The last one was the funniest and the red van was a woman and the white one was a man.
Justin
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http://s976.photobucket.com/home/bb429power/allalbums go to both of the albums.
1967 Ford F100 longbed with a 466 500+hp/600+ft-lbs (mine)
1969 Mercury Cougar xr7 with a 351w (dads, I helped alot)
1970 Ford Maverick with a 302 (became our drag car)
1986 f150 5.0 (my DD)
"Many can argue, but it takes a real man to apologize."-Me
http://www.fordification.com/forum/view ... 22&t=47482
http://s976.photobucket.com/home/bb429power/allalbums go to both of the albums.
1967 Ford F100 longbed with a 466 500+hp/600+ft-lbs (mine)
1969 Mercury Cougar xr7 with a 351w (dads, I helped alot)
1970 Ford Maverick with a 302 (became our drag car)
1986 f150 5.0 (my DD)
"Many can argue, but it takes a real man to apologize."-Me
- flatblack
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Re: Women Drivers
one lady at our shop got out of her car while it was still in 1st gear (standard) went right threw the overhead door with her kids in it and kept asking our manager if she was getting a new car... it was our fault our overhead door was closed
Nitrous is like a hot girl with std's... you know you want to hit it but your afraid of the consequences
- Freightrain
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Re: Women Drivers
Just over the weekend I had to parallel park my F150 on a downtown city street. It was dark, I pulled up, whipped it right and back in and turned left and pulled up......Perfect. The g/f sat in amazement as she said she'd never be able to do that even in daylight. After I told her that I had to parallel park a tractor/trailer combo for my CDL years back, doing my pickup just isn't that big of deal.
Some people have it...........most don't.
Some people have it...........most don't.
Bump'n along.
- Tweetie69
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Re: Women Drivers
I had to relieve the wife of her driving duty the other day in order to get the car parked at olive garden. I dont even want to START on how my Jeep GC always sustains some sort of damage when the wife or one of her female family members use it. Yet I put the most miles BY FAR on it and NONE of the damage is from me. Maybe it's the law enforcement training. Who knows.
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- Tweetie69
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Re: Women Drivers
NOT TO MENTION THE PARKING BRAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! AARRGE!!!!!! I shouldn't have looked at this. I'm making myself angry. I need to go.
Proud Co-founder of Tunney Customs.