Red Green Quotes (bring em)

[HOWDY69]

There are two things wrong with your plan.

First...it won't work

Second...you'll die

[stephen44]

A screw is just a nail with a thread.

[67 ford f100s rule]

figure I will do this one first.

"If women dont find you handsome, atleast they will find you handy"

[ezernut9mm]

i'll chip in: Spare the Duct Tape, Spoil the job

[taylor351]

"All it takes is a little imagination, some mechanical ability, and neighbors who mind their own business."

"The Red Green show is like the flu....not everyone gets it."


Keith

[Caseys71]

Figured I'd drop by as well and spread some Red-Green Wisdom .
"Today's handyman can get rid of his junk by turning it into something useful"
"If at first you don't succeed use more duct-tape"
"Let me rephrase that the insurance company doesn't like hearing things like dead-center, or bleed the lines, or I've been using the big hammer"

[taylor351]

I'm a man but I can change...if I have to .... I guess.


Keith

[ForingaMex]

"The Red Green show is like the flu....not everyone gets it."

That is me. Every once in a while when I'm hunting through the channels I'll look at the show for a few minutes and see a couple of funny lines but I can't handle to much of that.
Jake

[bb429power]

"If at first you don't succeed, switch to power tools".

"Who the heck designs these things, probably mechanics".

[HOWDY69]

[advice on why not to re-marry] She's marrying you for the exact opposite reason you're marrying her: she thinks you'll change. She thinks you'll change, for the BETTER. Things don't get better as they get older. Look at your truck. Look at your roof. Look in the MIRROR!

Ouch...I resemble that remark.

Good thing I gat married almost 25 years ago. I started dating my wife when I was 15. Back then I had real potential.

[taylor351]

caddy shack II

Peter Blunt: That's hard to say, huh? Well, when can we get the power turned back on? That's hard to say, huh? Well, tell me something. Is it as hard to say as "Oh, my god! Somebody help me! There's a man in my office with a *flamethrower*"?

Keith

[bb429power]

"If at first you don't succeed, switch to power tools".

"Who the heck designs these things, probably mechanics".

"but as the fat guy said to the phone booth, we need a little more clearance".

-whoops I quoted myself instead of editing.

[HOWDY69]

It is dangerous to quote yourself. You could create a feedback loop.

[HOWDY69]

It is dangerous to quote yourself. You could create a feedback loop.

[HOWDY69]

It is dangerous to quote yourself. You could create a feedback loop.