"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
'70 f250 4x4 Crew cab 460/C6 '72 F100 390/C6 9.8 MPG AVG. '89 Mercury Cougar LS Dual Exh. V6 . 18.9 MPG AVG. In Town.
I don't want to give em a heart-attack. That is what would happen if I answered the door in the buff. Heck it almost scares me to death when I step out of the shower and look in the mirror.~Mancar1~
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My neighbor took out her fence while she was pulling into the driveway last spring. She hit the gas instead of the brake and went about 2/3 of the way into her (and my) back yard. She had to call a wrecker because the car was impaled on a fence post and had leaked out all it's antifreeze . Nothing grew there all last summer.
"There's just something women like about a Pickup Man"
-Joe Diffie
one lady at our shop got out of her car while it was still in 1st gear (standard) went right threw the overhead door with her kids in it and kept asking our manager if she was getting a new car... it was our fault our overhead door was closed
Nitrous is like a hot girl with std's... you know you want to hit it but your afraid of the consequences
Just over the weekend I had to parallel park my F150 on a downtown city street. It was dark, I pulled up, whipped it right and back in and turned left and pulled up......Perfect. The g/f sat in amazement as she said she'd never be able to do that even in daylight. After I told her that I had to parallel park a tractor/trailer combo for my CDL years back, doing my pickup just isn't that big of deal.
I had to relieve the wife of her driving duty the other day in order to get the car parked at olive garden. I dont even want to START on how my Jeep GC always sustains some sort of damage when the wife or one of her female family members use it. Yet I put the most miles BY FAR on it and NONE of the damage is from me. Maybe it's the law enforcement training. Who knows.