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They are out there!

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Sadly men have done everylast one.
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I'm guilty of doing the last one in the bump.
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My neighbor took out her fence while she was pulling into the driveway last spring. She hit the gas instead of the brake and went about 2/3 of the way into her (and my) back yard. She had to call a wrecker because the car was impaled on a fence post and had leaked out all it's antifreeze . Nothing grew there all last summer.
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A. the best way to watch this is to mute the youtube video and then play the Benny Hill theme song.

B. The last one was the funniest and the red van was a woman and the white one was a man.
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one lady at our shop got out of her car while it was still in 1st gear (standard) went right threw the overhead door with her kids in it and kept asking our manager if she was getting a new car... it was our fault our overhead door was closed :roll:
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Just over the weekend I had to parallel park my F150 on a downtown city street. It was dark, I pulled up, whipped it right and back in and turned left and pulled up......Perfect. The g/f sat in amazement as she said she'd never be able to do that even in daylight. After I told her that I had to parallel park a tractor/trailer combo for my CDL years back, doing my pickup just isn't that big of deal.

Some people have it...........most don't.
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I had to relieve the wife of her driving duty the other day in order to get the car parked at olive garden. I dont even want to START on how my Jeep GC always sustains some sort of damage when the wife or one of her female family members use it. Yet I put the most miles BY FAR on it and NONE of the damage is from me. Maybe it's the law enforcement training. Who knows.
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NOT TO MENTION THE PARKING BRAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! AARRGE!!!!!! I shouldn't have looked at this. I'm making myself angry. I need to go.
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