An elderly man went to see his doctor about a sudden hearing loss.
"I don't understand it, doc! I was hearing fine last night before bed, and then this morning at breakfast I could barely hear a thing my wife said. I just don't understand it!"
"Let's have a look in there" said the doctor. "Well, I'll be! I know what the problem is: you've got a suppository in your ear!"
The elderly man was silent for a moment. "Can I use your phone?"
Somewhat puzzled, the doctor replied "Sure, I guess so."
The old man dialed the number. "Honey, you can stop looking for my hearing aid. I know where it is."
A sudden hearing loss
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A sudden hearing loss
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If you're going to live like there's no hell...............
you'd better be right.
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