Public Service Announcement - Swine Flu Hotline

smclaren · Post by **smclaren** » Sun May 03, 2009 3:01 am

Please note the new number for the government "Swine Flu Hotline" ... 1800 - 200 - 007

I phoned yesterday to get some advice, but it was a terrible connection ... all I got was crackling !

taylor351 · Post by **taylor351** » Sun May 03, 2009 5:34 am

:groan: that is bad

corny jokes are still funny

Keith

flyboy2610 · Post by **flyboy2610** » Mon May 04, 2009 8:59 pm

taylor351 wrote: :groan: that is bad

corny jokes are still funny

Keith

Then you'll love this one:
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(And you probably thought I didn't have DeGaulle to post this. Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse.)

smclaren · Post by **smclaren** » Tue May 05, 2009 6:50 am

Oh man .... that is poetry !

ContryboyFE · Post by **ContryboyFE** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:54 am

did you all know that last most agonizing symptom of the swine flu?

the uncontrolable urge to roll around in the mud.

corny but funny

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