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my fords revenge

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okay a few months ago i was rebuiling my 300-6 down to tom's shop to go into my 69 i had the motor sittin on the stand when some guy comes and asks me "what are you building a jeep motor" i said "nope its a ford " then he started being an a-hole and said "what the hell would you do that for" i responded "because i love my ford" that kind of ticked him off and he started bad mothing ford saying all of them are p.o.s which made me very angry but i just walked away

then today i was diggin in the snow and guess what i saw? that guy stuck in his chevy 4 wheel drive with four bald tires i idled my up to his truck in 2 wheel drive and he came runing out to the midlle of the road and yelled "can you pull me out" and i yelled back "sure" so i hooked up to his truck and pulled it right out then i said "that will be 50 bucks" he said "i dont have that much" then started laffing and told "him back in the hole you go then" so put the truck in reverse and pushed him back in the hole i looked in my mirror and seen him giving me the evilest look i drove down the road aways then i i got felling bad so turned around and whent and pulled him back out then i asked him if he was going bad mouth my ford again he didnt not respond then he said "if you dont tell anybody about this"


i guess i didnt listen and bet he didnt either
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Too Funny :lol: :lol:
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Pay back are best served when it's cold and hopeless, it will warm you up in side :thup:
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Good move going back to clean his mess up !

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smclaren wrote:Good move going back to clean his mess up !

The "auto god's" will smile on you ....
yeah i thought leaving him ther would be a bit excessive
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:dk: when i was towin' if they didn't have 50 then in the hole they sat or it went to my lot until they had the 50 for the out and 50 for the tow out of the yard. Most of the in the ditchers usauly try to get themselves out and make them undriveable. I know it's sliughtly diff, but he'd've had to pay a pro 50 to get out.
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