Growing up in rural WI

[two-bit]

If You Grew Up In Rural Wisconsin:



* You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.



* You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.



* You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping
between the reception and wedding dance.



* You know the difference between 'Green' and 'Red' farm machinery, and
would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!



* You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm or Farm and Fleet



* You spent more on beer & liquor than you did on food at your wedding.




* You hear someone use the word 'oof-dah' and you don't break into
uncontrollable laughter..



* You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at the county fair.



* You know that 'combine' is a noun.



* You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a
steel post in the middle of winter.



* You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.



* You know that 'creek' rhymes with 'pick'.



* Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into
consideration before wedding dates are set.



* A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your girlfriend
shining for deer.



* Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.



* There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to help
milk cows in the morning. And/or smelled like it.



* You have driven your car on the lake.



* You can make sense of 'upnort' and 'baatree'.



* Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey pokey and the
chicken dance.



* Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.



* The local gas station sells live bait..



* At least twice a year some part of your home double as a meat
processing plant.



* You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.



* You actually understand these jokes and will forward them to all your
Wisconsinfriends!!!!!

[67mann]

Two bit----it may far from WI but alot of them fit right in to little'ol Dalton NY