The moral of the story is ?

[drytoast]

It's friday afternoon and the third grade class is about ready to go home and the teacher tells the students that thier homework asignment for the weekend is that they have to have a story with a moral at the end. The kids come to school monday morning and the teacher asks the kids if they've got thier homework done. The kids yell "Yes Mrs. Butters." OK than who wants to be first. Susy raises her hand and yells "pick me pick me" Ok Susy come on up. Susy says "My parents own a chicken farm. One day my dad put all of the eggs in a basket and went to the farmers market to sell them . Well on his way there he hit a bump in the road and some of the eggs cracked. The moral to my story is don't put all of your eggs in one basket". "Very good" says the teacher. Who would like to be next. Little Kevin raised his hand and the teacher asked him to read his story. Kevin reads " My parents own a chicken farm. One day the girl chicken was sitting on 6 eggs so we figured we would have 6 more chickens. Turns out only 4 hatched. The moral to my story is don't count all your chickens until the eggs have hatched. "Very good' Says the teacher. "Who would like to be next?" Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher asked him to come up and read his story. Johnny walks to the front of his classmates and reads 'This is a story about my Uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was in the army and one day he was flying over vietnam and his plane was shot down,so he grabbed his parachute,his M-16, a machette and a bottle of whiskey. He jumps out of the airplane and looks down and sees 100 vietamies waiting for him to land, so he drinkes the bottle of whiskey and throws it down and kills one of the vetamies,then he gets out his M-16 and kills 96 more, then when he gets on the ground he finishes off the last 3 with his machette. The teacher than says "Johnny what kind of story like this would have a moral to it. Johnny says" Don't mess with Uncle Bob when he's DRUNK".

[Joshpow]

AS gooda moral as any!

[RedneckTexan]

Man that's funny right there! I dont care who you are!

[ford4x4fun]

Sounds Like Sound Advice To Me!!!

[fordman]

good old uncle bob.

[thebannister8]

....sounds like good advice

[oldbiker]

I think I might have met Uncle Bob over there....