You are the father of one of my kids

[HH Henderson]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do I know you?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

[JWW]

[flatblack]

thats a gooder

[Joshpow]

Oh, guilty conscience sucks! I bet that took explaining and apologizing!

[ford4x4fun]

says it all

[tybob81]

[70shortwide]

hes definately volunteering for the parent teacher conference!!

[fmartin_gila1]

It is not a good situation when past indiscretions start to surface.

Fred

[flyboy2610]

It is not a good situation when past indiscretions start to surface.

Fred

And sooner or later, they will.