christmas gift

[fordman]

i got this in an email today. to me this is the funny stuff.

On the last school day before Christmas, the children brought gifts for
>their teacher.
>
>The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
>
>The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
>
>Then the liquor store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
>
>
>The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
>
>She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. 'Is it
>wine?' she guessed.
>
>'No,' the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, ' Champagne ?'
>
>'No,' said the little boy 'It's a puppy!'

[ford4x4fun]

I think the reaction would go something like this and boy