Ole and Sven

[flyboy2610]

Ole and Sven walk into a pet shop in St. Paul, Minnesota. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.

Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, get into Svens pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near a lake. At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place."

He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says, "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."

VAIT!!! Deres MORE!

Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop, too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying a paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

"Hey, Ole, vatch dis." Knute says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."

BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!!

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his neck.

Once more Ole shakes his head and says, "First der was Sven with his budgie-jumping, den Knute parrot-shooting--and now Lars, hen-gliding."

Dats all. Dere ain't no more!

[wildcard]

[two-bit]

I live 8 miles south of a community settled by Norwegians.
Unless you live with them, you have no idea how true all that is.

Thanks for reminding me why i want to move

Two-bit

[two-bit]

BTW:

Ole and Sven are talking in Sven's front yard about what he should with the family of skunks living underneath his front porch.
Ole says, "how bout' some o' dat rat poison?"
"Nope, they's too smart an won't eat it"

Ole says, "how bout' a big ol conybear trap?"
"Nope, might get a dog kilt in there if i do dat"

Then Ole says, "LUTEFISK, skunks hate lutefisk, put dat under der, drive em out fer sure."

So Sven gets Helga to cook him up a huge batch of lutefisk. He puts it under the porch and waits.

Three days later Ole asks Sven about his skunk problem.
"Oh the skunks are gone" says Sven, "but now i gots anoder problem"
"Whats dat?" asks Ole

"Now i got a whole damn family of Norwegians livin' under my porch!!!!"

[flyboy2610]

[ford4x4fun]

Those where good

[rjewkes]

Have you heard their thirty point buck song yah?