The very first ever Blonde GUY joke

[broncojeep]

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait?


An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy we re doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burr itos again! If
I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.


The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy ope n ed his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wif e also wept and said, "I could have given him
tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


(Oh this is GOOD!!)?


Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
said,


"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

[kaptnkaos]

[RedneckTexan]

AAAHHHHHH HHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's good!

[ford4x4fun]

That was good

[MaxKlinger]

Not really a blond guy joke, it's a recycled Polish joke. Still a classic though.