Blonde joke about girls

[broncojeep]

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell
that joke, Cowboy,
I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know
five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[kaptnkaos]

[RedneckTexan]

[ford4x4fun]

Good One

[Thunderfoot]