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Federal Stimulus Checks

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The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600
rebate. If we spend it at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If
we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs. If we
purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and
vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala If we
purchase a junk car, it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap
it will go to Taiwan ... and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on
prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products
still produced in the USA .

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:doh: :lol: :hmm: sad but true
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I need another Tattoo, I think it will be a cheers!

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67mann wrote::doh: :lol: :hmm: sad but true
:yt: Nothing but a quick, short term fix.
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Giving the government more of the money that I make is not the answer to balancing the budget. Less stupid governmental wasteful spending. Personally I like keeping as much money that I make as I can.

If you don't want your stimulas package you can always mail it to me. It will go to my bump when I finally get it home. :doh:

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67mann wrote::doh: :lol: :hmm: sad but true
:yt: :evil: lol
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