A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

Pipes71 · Post by **Pipes71** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:20 pm

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of
rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing
and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
saving his life.

The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)

"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks

BiggDogg · Post by **BiggDogg** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:35 pm

hahaha good one pipes!

19674x4 · Post by **19674x4** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:47 pm

haha. thats a goodn

ezernut9mm · Post by **ezernut9mm** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:23 pm

...but for the rest of us.

RedneckTexan · Post by **RedneckTexan** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:04 pm

That's a good one!

mljjones67 · Post by **mljjones67** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:10 pm

ford4x4fun · Post by **ford4x4fun** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:58 pm

that is a good one!!

MaxKlinger · Post by **MaxKlinger** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:57 am

Remember, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

71PA_Highboy · Post by **71PA_Highboy** » Thu May 01, 2008 10:25 am

I forwarded this on to my Harley riding boss....

Seems he didn't see the humor in it. Good thing evals were last month....

Eric

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