An Amish Farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling
down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben
dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows
have pooped in it.')
The kneeling man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you.
I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of
Islam, speak in English.'
The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more."
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re: A Drinkn Of Water
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"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
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I don't want to give em a heart-attack. That is what would happen if I answered the door in the buff. Heck it almost scares me to death when I step out of the shower and look in the mirror.~Mancar1~
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'70 f250 4x4 Crew cab 460/C6 '72 F100 390/C6 9.8 MPG AVG. '89 Mercury Cougar LS Dual Exh. V6 . 18.9 MPG AVG. In Town.
I don't want to give em a heart-attack. That is what would happen if I answered the door in the buff. Heck it almost scares me to death when I step out of the shower and look in the mirror.~Mancar1~
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The Amish are the smart ones.Now to get every other country in the world to go all Amish.
Then we'd be trhe only ones needing oil and technology.
Then we'd be trhe only ones needing oil and technology.
"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
'70 f250 4x4 Crew cab 460/C6 '72 F100 390/C6 9.8 MPG AVG. '89 Mercury Cougar LS Dual Exh. V6 . 18.9 MPG AVG. In Town.
I don't want to give em a heart-attack. That is what would happen if I answered the door in the buff. Heck it almost scares me to death when I step out of the shower and look in the mirror.~Mancar1~
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'70 f250 4x4 Crew cab 460/C6 '72 F100 390/C6 9.8 MPG AVG. '89 Mercury Cougar LS Dual Exh. V6 . 18.9 MPG AVG. In Town.
I don't want to give em a heart-attack. That is what would happen if I answered the door in the buff. Heck it almost scares me to death when I step out of the shower and look in the mirror.~Mancar1~
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