A Drinkn Of Water

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A Drinkn Of Water

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An Amish Farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling
down and drinking from his farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben
dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows
have pooped in it.')

The kneeling man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you.
I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of
Islam, speak in English.'

The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more."
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:lol: :evil:
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Smart farmer :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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:evil: :evil: :clap:
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The Amish are the smart ones.Now to get every other country in the world to go all Amish.

Then we'd be trhe only ones needing oil and technology. :evil:
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rjewkes wrote:The Amish are the smart ones.Now to get every other country in the world to go all Amish.

Then we'd be trhe only ones needing oil and technology. :evil:
Good thinkin there Robert! :thup: :evil:
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