The Hypnotist

[Blue Cloud]

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center
and the Amazing Claude
Was topping the bill. People came from miles
around to see the famed
Hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room,
he announced,
'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three
people up here to be put
Into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and
every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude
withdrew a beautiful Antique
Pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique
watch. It's a very
Special watch. It's been in my family for six
generations.' He began to
Swing the watch gently back and forth while
quietly chanting,
'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the
watch.'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed
back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of
pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from
the hypnotist's fingers
and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred
pieces.
'Sh*t!,' said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the senior center

[RedneckTexan]

good one!

[ToughOldFord]

Dontcha hate it when that happens?