A clean joke?????? Maybe, Maybe not. You tell me?

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Is this a clean joke or a dirty joke?

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Who cares it was funny!
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Post by gmcjimmy88 »

TREES

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but,here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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lol lol lol
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